in the last few weeks several friends have asked if i have named my mountain bike or car yet. apparently it's a bigger deal than i had realized. i really haven't thought to do so because, for me, they were not mere objects which i owned, but were rather physiological extensions of my body. my bike has recently become such part of me that it was no different than my arms, feet, or uvula. as it had not concerned me to name those, i have likewise not given a name to my bike or car.
after some considerable thought, i have decided that it is best and most appropriate that i christian both my bike and car with names. however, i have not been able to come up with anything that seems suitable. for that reason i am seeking your help for suggestions.
most importantly is a proper name for my mountain bike. while he (yes, he is a boy) is not the most expensive or premiere of cycling machinery, he is my precious. my one and only precious. this red and black specialized rockhopper joined my life in the first week of july, and (as already mentioned) has since become an extension of my very being. when i click into his crankbrothers eggbeater pedals a union is made that is comparable to only utmost of physical intimacies.

next is my new car. several weeks ago my silver '91 honda accord was maliciously assailed by a red ford escort. the injuries were so severe that we had to put it to sleep. while my bike did a sufficient job of transporting me, i knew that i would need a new automobile to replace the deceased. as i searched, i came across a black '95 honda accord that called out to me. from the moment i set my eyes on her (yes, she's a lady), i just knew that i needed to bring her home with me. admittedly, part of her appeal was that she went well with my mountain biking motif (red, black, white - which incidentally were my highschool football colors), which was important because she was going to be transportation to get my bike and i to various mountain trails.

so now i ask you to offer me suggestions as to what i should name these appendages of mine - preferably names that go well with eachother.