Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jesus, King of Gondor

Steve and Adam pointed out this so-awesome-I-almost-peed-myself painting of a bunch of God-loving conservatives worshiping the US Constitution and Jesus, while the God-hating liberals are joined by Satan and have looks of greed and/or shame.



While the depictions of Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson as worshipers of Jesus is laughable enough, not to mention the juxtaposition of Darwin's evil Origin of Species against Skousen's Five Thousand Year Leap, Satan's depiction as Dick Cheny/Emperor Palpatine, the best is his depiction of Jesus as the King of Gondor.


Saturday, September 26, 2009

I hate horses (and their riders)

The season's changing colors of Provo Canyon beckoned me for a short ride today that I couldn't resist. Though it was still a little warmer than I was hoping for, the trail up to Big Springs would have made a quick and beautiful ride if it wasn't for this:





Piles of horse dung like this littered the ground, at times making it nearly impossible to traverse the
trail unscathed. For the first half of the trail it was seemingly impossible to travel more than ten feet without coming upon another load of fresh stinking crap. It made what should have been a beautiful trail into this:





To make it even worse, the horses rip up chunks of trail with their shod hooves and fill up the entire single track, forcing bicyclists and hikers to quiet move off the trail to avoid spooking the stupid beasts. The horses aren't the only ones to blame though. As anyone who has come across a horse on a trail knows, the horses are merely under the control of their riders, and those riders are all pompous and inconsiderate snobs who have an intelligence only slightly above the mammals they are riding. While we can easily expect a dog owner to kick aside the feces that their pets squeeze onto a trail, these horse riders wouldn't even think of condescending to clean up the mess that their only-good-for-glue-and-gelatin animals drop all over the place. These horse riders are so full of themselves that they don't even need to be on horses to feel they are more important than the rest of the world. Today, a bunch of them stood around the trail head blocking my access while I repeatedly asked to let me get through. It was only after shouting and practically pushing my way between them that they started to open a passage for me.

If these horses are allowed to continue using these trails with their riders being uncaring of others, our beautiful views in the mountains will be reduced to this:


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Salt Lake Tribune on yesterday's Big Love panel

Several friends have asked about the panel I was on yesterday. Here is a short article about it from the Salt Lake Tribune:

Revealing the sacred on 'Big Love' sparks discussion about ethics

Sunday, September 20, 2009

12 year-old breaks Guitar Hero record

Apparently some kid who spends way too much time playing video games just made a new Guitar Hero record by scoring 1,019,000 points.





Normally I would not care about this at all, but it just goes too well with this South Park clip:





And as my friend Tory pointed out, what makes this even better is that the headline for this was listed on CNN.com just below another possibly related headline:


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Once again the Fox News Channel blatantly misrepresents the truth.

A couple days ago, the "fair and balanced" Fox News Channel took out a full page ad in the Washington Post claiming that none of the other major news channels covered the recent Tea-Party protest in Washington D.C.



The problem with this ad--as with much of the news that Fox pretends to report--was that it was simply false. ABC, CNN, MSNBC, and NBC all covered the story numerous times. Just like the liars on their show, Fox is going out of their way to blatantly lie to the American public.

Here is a quick video of Rick Sanchez of CNN calling out Fox for their lies--even pointing out that one of the images on Fox's ad was taken from a CNN camera.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

We've got a Douche-Off!

Not be outdone by Mark Shurtleff's douchey attacks, Senator Bob Bennett has decided to challenge Obama's so-called 'czars' and crown himself king of all douche bags. Perhaps spurned by another contender for Lord of Douches (Glenn Beck) who has been calling for the death of these supposed czars, Bennett will face some challenges--including the fact that most of these 'czars' were either appointed by G W Bush or wouldn't qualify as czars; and the fact that Bennett himself pushed for a Y2K czar just before the beginning of the new millennium.

Snake with leg discovered in China

Apparently a woman in China discovered a snake with a single leg climbing along her wall. Like any Chinese woman would do, immediately killed the snake and fried it up with some dumplings and lettuce wraps.

 
Ok. She didn't eat it, but unfortunately she did kill the freak. The leg is apparently the result of a mutated gene that triggered dormant DNA that snakes still retain, but which have been buried through millennia of evolution.
You can read more about it here.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Revealing the Sacred - Is it Ever Ethical?

More douchebaggery from Mark Shurtleff

In an effort to win the hearts of Republican primary voters away from Bob Bennett, Utah Douchebag-of-the-Year Mark Shurtleff is criticizing Bennett for applauding when Obama called out the death panel lie for what it is. When you are criticizing Bob Bennett for not being conservative enough, you can be assured that you are a bonafide douche.

Read about it here, along with Shurtleff pathetically accusing Bennett of proposing his own death panels.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Nearly 3 of 4 doctors support a public option

A report on the study here.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

New York Times features short vignette about an LDS Missionary

Check it out here.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Eight Years Ago. How you and I really remember 9/11

I was painting houses on the other side of Utah Lake in what is now a nauseating blur of urban sprawl.

Hearing about the towers was at first scary, but then it got exciting. Secretly, I wanted more buildings to come down. I wanted more deaths and more destruction. Secretly, we all wanted more buildings to come down. We all wanted more deaths and destruction. It's not that we actually wanted the suffering and death, or hated America. Rather, we're just trained by our films and news to find destruction entertaining.

Thanks to destruction-porn film makers such as Roland Emmerich and Michael Bay, 9/11 wasn't as terrifying as it could have been. Instead it was the best damn reality-tv ever. It was free entertainment. We could safely enjoy the show from within the comfort of our couches on our big screen televisions and radio broadcasts.

And of course to top it off, we had a dessert-filled follow-up with devastating floods and tsunamis--enough to pump blood into the erections of any destructophile.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

More SUPER-AWESOME Conservatives

This time from the New Jersy Star-Ledger:



Can there be any room for a centrist at a health care reform town hall meeting

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Conservative Protestors are AWESOME