Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Top 18 threats to the universe (updated)

Based on the latest news from conservative pundits, I have made a list of the top 18 threats to the universe:

1. Gay marriage.
2. Illegal immigrants
3. Abortions
4. Swine flu
5. Universal health care.
6. WMDs
7. Terrorists.
8. Socialism
9. The liberal media.
10. Married gay illegal immigrants.
11. Married gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
12. Swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
13. Health care supported swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
14. WMDs made from health care supported swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
15. Terrorists using WMDs made from health care supported swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
16. Socialist terrorists using WMDs made from health care supported swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
17. The liberal media promoting socialist terrorists using WMDs made from health care supported swine flu infected gay illegal immigrant aborted fetuses.
18. Basically, democrats.

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