troy

saw this fine flick a few days ago. paris (aka legolas (aka orlando bloom)) is a total wuss through most of the whole movie. hector (aka the hulk (aka delta stud in blackhawk down (aka eric bana))) is just the perfect good guy. achilles (aka tyler durden (aka a whole lotta other great characters (aka brad pitt))) just kicks ass. helen (aka some chick) never smiles. besides hector, there are no real heroes. no real good guy. no real bad guys. just tragic war with a tragic ending. great movie though.

if you've seen the movie, check out the fifteen minute version here for some good laughs.