OMG! IT’S LINDSEY LOHAN!

i saw lindsey lohan at borders tonight. and i didn't care.

i didn't even realize she was there until i got up from studying to get a drink and saw her in line in front of me getting a coffee. my only thoughts were. 'oh it's lindey lohan. she's short. and she's blonde. i hope she doesn't hit my rental when she leaves.'

i then decided to get a drink from the water fountain instead and returned to studying.

i felt like the stranger's mersault with his ambivalence toward the world. perhap's it was the pensive state i was in after an overcompensatory amount of caffeine to counter my enervated state. or perhaps an alcoholic slut was nothing to get excited about.