Wednesday, October 10, 2007

OMG! IT’S LINDSEY LOHAN!

i saw lindsey lohan at borders tonight. and i didn't care.

i didn't even realize she was there until i got up from studying to get a drink and saw her in line in front of me getting a coffee. my only thoughts were. 'oh it's lindey lohan. she's short. and she's blonde. i hope she doesn't hit my rental when she leaves.'

i then decided to get a drink from the water fountain instead and returned to studying.

i felt like the stranger's mersault with his ambivalence toward the world. perhap's it was the pensive state i was in after an overcompensatory amount of caffeine to counter my enervated state. or perhaps an alcoholic slut was nothing to get excited about.

Posted by the narrator at 10:18 PM

3 comments:

  1. Ronnie10/12/2007 2:32 PM

    Borders must be quite the place for the rich and famous to hang out. Once I met country singer Keith Urban there.

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  2. Ronnie10/12/2007 2:33 PM

    And by there, I mean the one in Provo.

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  3. the narrator10/16/2007 12:13 AM

    i wouldn't even recognize keith urban

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