Much ado has been made in the news about the traditional letter from the former President George W. Bush to the new President Barack H. Obama. While the contents of the letter were meant to be made private, I have recently come across a copy of the letter:
Dear Mr. President Obama,
I really scrooed things up pretty bad. Good luck fixin the economy and catching Bin Laden. Your awesome man.
P.S. I keep a secret stash of Southern Comfort underneath the desk. There should be a little left. Don't let Laura find out.