Tuesday, May 04, 2010

What I learned from Heidegger

The secret to a long paper is redundancy. In other words, in order to make a paper longer, one should be redundant. Having seen that redundancy is the secret to writing longer papers we can conclude that the longer-the-paper the more-the-redundancy. This redundancy we will call "Redundancy", which is how one makes their papers longer.

3 comments:

  1. Love it! (And I've got a paper due this week with which I can stand to use this advice).

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  2. Hahaha. And by "hahaha" I meant I found that amusing. That is to say, you're funny.

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