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Two antennae decide to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great.
ReplyDeleteA horse walks into a bar, sits down, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
ReplyDeletehow sad is it that I didn't get it at all...
ReplyDeleteof course, I have been working nearly nonstop since 6am friday morning.
but still.
I'm totally lame.
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt in his arms. He says, "I want a beer, and one for the road."
ReplyDeleteTwo guys walk into a bar, and the second one says, "I didn't see it, either."
ReplyDeleteThe agnostic dyslexic sat up all night pondering whether or not there is a dog.
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